"Give your immortality to me."

To http://appleofdischord.buzznet.com/user/main

Why? Eh, I dunno. I guess I grew out of this name.

Poor egg.

(c) http://nataliedee.com

Whatever. I don't feel like posting much anymore.

School starts in three days. Oh motherfucking joy.

But no, really. I haven't seen my friends since June 6th.

Which is kinda sad seeing as Charles only lives about a block and a half away.

And Jenny and Tiff live seven houses away.

But then again, Jenny and Tiffany really aren't too good of friends.

Only Charles. But he's a guy and he's at that point where it's totally "weird" to have girls over. Well, not for him, but Brandon would never let him hear the end of it. -_-

I miss Demi. And Nichole. And Claira. And the two Emmas. And Jackie.

Pssssh.

Well, yeah, I think I'm about done ranting.

Bye. [?]

I just watched the Fur Farm video. Well, not all of it. I couldn't let myself; I exited it.

It's just so sad to watch those poor dogs. That's why I'm a vegitarian. Because of stuff like this. These animals are cruelly murdered. They don't deserve that. The whole time I was thinking "What if the dogs did that to the workers?" what then, huh? They wouldn't like it so much. And right now I feel like ranting on about stuff like this. I just found out a little while ago that there's a new "sport" for tourists in Alaska.

Baby. Seal. Murder.

That's right. They bludgeon them to death and things like that. They enjoy it. That's just wrong. What the seals ever do to them except swim around? Jesus Christ.

Fanks to MySpace for providing the lyrics to "Hollaback Boy"

You can hear it at http://myspace.com/cobrastarship .

Uh, holy shit!
It's about time you get off my dick.

a few times you've been around that track,
but your ass is still fat
it's gonna stay like that
cause i ain't yo hollaback boy

you damn right i was talkin shit
i told your man, so you would hear it
what you doin actin like that?
now people know what's up

so you came to my place, i saw that look on your face
i hit a homerun, then i kicked you out
but first i broke my pom-pom out
and now you know what's up.

your ass is fat

so last night girl, i saw you under the bleachers
givin head to a substitute teacher
perfect grades didn't make no sense
but now it's all cleared up

and it's coming right back, cause i'm tellin your pack
so dont freak out when your secret's out
that's right- girl you cant deny this
your knees is all scratched up

your ass is STILL fat

yo! whose shit is that?

this shit is.......
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS! S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F...R...A.................What!!

"

FANS OF the band Lifetime wondered yesterday whether the Linda Kay whose mug shot graced the People Paper's cover was the same one who once played bass for the New Jersey punk group.

It was indeed.

Kay, a stripper at an all-nude bar in Union, N.J., was arrested Friday after police found a human hand in a jar of formaldehyde and six human skulls in the basement of her South Plainfield home. She played with Lifetime, based in New Brunswick, in 1992 and 1993. Her photo appears on the group's CD "Background," but she did not perform on the record. Lifetime broke up in 1997, but reunited last year, just finished a tour and will soon record some new material.

Kay has failed to tell police how she got the body parts, according to Newark's Star-Ledger. Authorities yesterday issued a warrant for her arrest after she failed to attend a hearing in which she was charged with improper disposition of human remains. The $100,000 bail she posted was ordered forfeited, reports the People Paper's Tom Schmidt."

 

I found this on http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/15132608.htm through http://absolutepunk.net

 

Absolutepunk = ♥

Yeahhhh.

Gotty's alive!!

Pansy's in repair, and that's why she hasn't been on.

I feel all happy and stuffs! ^.^

Have you ever broken someone's heart one too many times? Have you ever pushed someone so far over to the edge that they just *snap*? I don't recommend it.

Kiddies, don't make your mothers cry. You just end up feeling worthless and with three fresh scars on your wrists.

After today I'm not gonna be on much. Only for about twenty minutes every other day at around 5or 6 in the morning.

I'll post journals, telling you about stuff. Receiving messages would be nice. No, it would be grand.

I can't promise I'll be able to get to them all. If I get caught on the 'puter....

.....I'll be sent to Mexico. To live with my dad. Who I absolutely LOATHE.

You don't want that to happen to me, right?

Right.

I love you all lots and lots. You helped me go through some of the hardest times I've had.

To that, I can only say "Thanks".

And I want certain peep's numbers. Texty messages.
I still got those. ^_^

Sites I have:

 

Buzznet. (Obviously)

MySpace

Quizilla

MSN

IMVU

Livejournal *

AIM*

Xanga *

Freewebs*

Findagoth *

 

(* = I don't go there that often. Once every two weeks, maybe.)

 

I have too many. -_-

Britt has Sonny's hoodie:

 

And I got Peter's camera:

 

Which is why we so totally rock. ^.^

Duuuuuuude. What's up with only one person being online on MSN? And even then, that person is "Away". Pssshaw.

Trohman's an emo kid now.

Llama aliens will eat your children.

And you won't ever get laid by telling a girl her shoes are n--- AH!!

I just had a thought. Maybe, he got slapped, and that's why he's alll ":(" up in that other icon. Or maybe I just have an overproductive imagination. Yeah.

1)When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me, woman!" and throw her into the wall.

OVER 2000 Questions! (Truly the Longest!)
Time and date right now:: 6:25 AM, July 3
When do you think you'll finish this?: I dunno.
How far do you think you'll get?: Finish.
How far do you want to get?: Finish.
By the way, someone plagiarized my previous surveys.
=>This or That<=:
Pie or cake?: Pie
Chocolate or vanilla?: Chocolate
Black or white?: Black
Ceiling or floor?: Floor
Couch or bed?: Couch, man. Couch.
Cough or sneeze?: Sneeze
On or off?: On
Closed or open?: Open
Brush or comb?: Brush
Long or short?: Long
Big or small?: Big
Wet or dry?: Wet
Under or over?: Under
Top or bottom?: Bottom
Fly or fall?: Fall
Smile or frown?: Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?: Joy
Hot or cold?: Cold
Warm or cool?: Cool
Rough or smooth?: Smooth
Cat or dog?: Dog
Snake or bird?: Snake
Shark or T-Rex?: T-Rex
Past or present?: Past
Science fiction or fantasy?: Sci-Fi
Dull or sharp?: Sharp
Live forever or die young?: Die young
Books or television?: Television
Jump or skip?: Skip
Fast or slow?: Fast
Run or walk?: Run
Guy or girl?: Guy
Disney or Warner Brothers?: WB
Belle or Jasmine?: Belle
Gaston or Cruella Deville?: Gaston
Food or friends?: Friends
Colors or black and white?: Black and White
Cute or pretty?: Pretty
Good or evil?: Evil
Fruits or vegetables?: Fruits
Milk or juice?: Milk
Hot chocolate or gingerale?: Ginger-Ale 
Beer or wine?: Wine
Movies or cartoons?: Movies
Pillow or blanket?: Blanket
Moon or stars?: Stars
Sky or sea?: Sky
Explode or implode?: IMPLODE!!!
Tree or flower?: Tree
Coke or pepsi?: Coke all the way
McDonald's or Burger King?: McDonald's
Mountain Dew or Sprite?: Do the Dew
Ketchup or mustard?: Ketchup
Meats or veggies?: Veggies
Straps or strapless?: Straps
Water or Gatorade?: Gatorade
PS2 or Xbox 360?: Xbox 360 (Microsoft owns a portion of my heart)
History or geography?: Geography (history blows eggwater)
English or literature? (Yes, there's a difference.): Literature.
Geometry or algebra?: Algebra! It's a lot easier. Believe me.
Basketball or volleyball?: Volleyball
Basketball or soccer?: Soccer
Basketball or tennis?: Basketball
Basketball or baseball?: Basketball
Basketball or football?: Basketball
Basketball or swimming?: Swimming
Volleyball or soccer?: Volleyball
Volleyball or tennis?: Volleyball
Volleyball or baseball?: Volleyball
Volleyball or football?: Volleyball
Volleyball or swimming?: Volleyball
Soccer or tennis?: Soccer
Soccer or baseball?: Soccer
Soccer or football?: Soccer
Soccer or swimming?: Soccer
Tennis or baseball?: Baseball
Tennis or football?: Football
Tennis or swimming?: Swimming
Baseball or football?: Baseball
Baseball or swimming?: Swimming
Football or swimming?: Swimming
Chinese or Mexican food?: Mexican
Red or orange?: Red
Red or yellow?: Red
Red or green?: Green
Red or blue?: Blue
Red or indigo?: Indigo
Red or violet?: Red
Orange or yellow?: Orange
Orange or green?: Green
Orange or blue?: Blue
Orange or indigo?: Indigo
Orange or violet?: Violet
Yellow or green?: Green
Yellow or blue?: Blue
Yellow or indigo?: Indigo
Yellow or violet?: Violet
Green or blue?: Blue
Green or indigo?: Green
Green or violet?: Green
Indigo or violet?: Green
Fall or summer?: Fall
Winter or spring?: Spring
Rain or snow?: Rain
Mud or dirt?: Mud. It's fun to play in.
Snakes or spiders?: Snakes.
Fido or Fluffy?: Fido.
Rainbows or stars?: Stars.
Blue or gray sky?: Gray.
Prairies or forests?: Forests
Lakes or streams?: Lakes
Fish or caimans?: Caimans
Roses or daffodils?: Daffodils
Bauhaus or Rosetta Stone?: Rosetta Stone
Sisters of Mercy or Skinny Puppy?: Skinny Puppy
Green Day or Fall Out Boy?: Fall Out Boy.
From First to Last or My Chemical Romance?: My Chemical Romance!
The Monkees or The Beatles?: The Beatles
David Bowie or Billy Idol?: Ugh, neither.
Helloween or Skid Row?: Skid Row
Britney Spears or Vanessa Carlton?: Neither.
The Goo Goo Dolls or 3 Doors Down?: 3 Doors Down
Duran Duran or Madonna?: Duran Duran
John Williams or Danny Elfman?: Danny Elfman (Wooo, Harry Potter!)
Mozart or Beethoven?: Beethoven
Men at Work or Men Without Hats?: Uh....
The Arrogant Worms or Voltaire?: Voltaire! Genius, he was.
Dark Muse or Inkubus Sukkubus?: ............
Queen or Black Sabbath?: Queen.
Rush or Pet Shop Boys?: Rush.
Johnny Hates Jazz or Deep Blue Something?: Johnny Hates Jazz
Supertramp or Steppenwolf?: .............?
Enormous mansion or humble abode?: Humble Abode
Teaspoon or tablespoon?: Tablespoon
China plates or crystal figurines?: Crystal figurines
Knife or spork?: Spork
Bedroom or basement?: Basement
Antiques or chrome?: Chrome
Wide screen televisions or ornately-designed windows?: Wide Screen TV!
Carpet or wood?: Wood
Blenders or washing machines?: Washing Machines
Pen or pencil?: Pencil
Couch or bed?: This was asked already!!! Couch.
Kitchen sink or bathroom sink?: Bathroom sink. (I've bled on there. O.O)
Diskette or CD Rom?: CD Rom
Sitting on the roof with a friend or swimming in your backyard with them?: Roof
Phones or .. What?
Pillow or footrest?: Pillow
Sharpies or ducks?: Sharpies
Personality quizzes or story quizzes?: Personality
Gaia or Neopets?: Neopet. I'm a newpet nerd.
Attempting to use proper grammar or purposely butchering language?: Grammar, man!
Having to read the poetry on Quizilla or writing your own?: Writing my own.
Roleplaying with strangers or roleplaying with people you know?: Peeps ya know.
Spending 98019820398123 hours on the 'Net or having a life?: 'Net, mos def! haha!
Falling in love on the 'Net or revealing a deep, dark secret on the Web?: Falling in love. I already did.
Crying because of an Internet fight or flaming the people involved?: FLAMING!
Ignoring a suicide post on a forum or actually doing something about it?: Doing something like it.
Gold or silver?: Silver
Lipstick or lip gloss?: NEITHER
Sunny or rainy?: Rainy
Edgar Allan Poe or Oscar Wilde?: Hmm, tough chouce. Wilde.
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?: Ech, neither.
Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff?: Lindsay
Pringles or Doritos?: Dor-ee-toes
MTV or VHI?: Vh1, cause MTV has too many gangstas
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte? (I'd deny liking either if I were you.):
Vampire or mermaid?: Vampire! I can't belive you had to ask!
The Internet or television?: Internet! It's one of my two loves.
Romantic comedy or romance tragedy?: Romantic comedy
Comedy or drama?: Comedy
Comedy or horror?: Both
Comedy or fantasy?: Comdey
Law and Order: Criminal Intent or Law and Order: SVU?: Why isn't CSI on here?
The OC or Laguna Beach?: *throws up somewhere*
Blind or deaf?: Neither!
Blind or mute?: Mute
Mute or deaf?: Mute
Shrimp or crab?: Neither
Crab or lobster?: Neither
Stickers or stamps?: Stickers
VHS or DVD?: DVD
VHS or CD?: CD
CD or DVD?: CD
Paris or New York City?: NYC!
Philadelphia or Chicago?: Chicago. Come on, I live here!
MySpace or TagWorld?: MySpace
MySpace or Facebook?: What the hell is Facebook?
Mall goth or TRUE goth?: TRUE goth. I'm dating one. ^_^
Emo or punk?: EMO!
Emo or prep?: EMO!
Punk or prep?: Punk
Punk or goth?: ooooooh, hard. Goth.
Goth or prep?: Goth, all the way.
Survey or personality quiz? (Woo! We're past the 200 mark. :D):
x Your Dreams, Wishes, and Hopes x:
If you could be in the arms of anyone at all...: Gotty
If you could visit anyone or anything in the world...: Gotty
If you could visit anyone or anything...: Gotty
If you had functioning wings, would you fly away?: Hell, yeah.
If you met the person you knew you were destined to be with...: I dunno
If you could be anything in the world...: With Gotty
If you could, what color would you paint the sky?: Light-medium gray
If you were to make someone's life better, whom would you help?: Anyone 
How would you help them?: I dunno
If you could write a literary masterpiece...: Pssh. I can't write for shit.
If you could cure any disease, what would you cure?: AIDS. then we could have all the sex we want! Wooo!
If you could cure any mental illness, what would you cure?: OCD. I gots it an- wait, no. Bipolar, so my friend Shauna wouldn't have it no mores.
If you were to leave on a journey, whom would you take for company?: Britt and Shauna and Gotty and Demi. My bestest and truest friends.
If you could have a superhuman ability, which one would you choose?: Flying
If you could go back in time, what age would you like to go back to?: The 1600's
If you could change anything about your past, what would it be?: Nothing.
Are there any memories you wish you didn't have?: Lots.
If so, what are they?: Why should I tell you?
Did you ever want to be some type of heroic figure?: *blushes* Yup. When I was 7.
Who was your idol when you turned ten?: I don't remember.
Why?: Because. That was two years ago.
What do you want to be when you get older?: Lawyah
What do you want your house to look like?: I dunno. Ya weirdo.
What kind of pets do you wish to have?: A black Yorkshire Terrier with a plaid collar. And his name'll be Micah.
Where would be the ideal place to live?: Somewhere in Boston.
What do you want to accomplish before you die?: Go to Harvard. ^_^
Do you wish to contribute anything to the world?: Yes.
What would that be?: Cure AIDS or cancer, or something like that.
Who do you want to be beside right now?: Gotty.
What do wish you could be doing currently?: Sleeping.
What do you want to accomplish to-day?: Uh....not making my mom mad. ^_^
What news do you want to hear right now?: Honestly, I have no idea.
What else do you want to hear to-day?: I dunno.
Who do you want to talk to currently?: I'm talking to Britt and Gotty right now.
Who's your current idol?: No on-- Well. There is this one emo chick who is just SO cool. Her, I guess. Yes, Chloe Lasser is my idol
Who do you want to kiss right now?: Gotty
Who do you want to hug right now?: Gotty
One thing you'd like to tell the world is...: Oh, wow. I dunno. "SPIFFY!"
If you could tell the world just one thing about yourself...: Uh...I like Fruit Loops
If you could tell the world just one thing about your friends...: These friends are golden.
If you could apologize to everyone, what would you say sorry for?: Being a bitch.
If you were to give all your thanks to just one person, who would it be?: My mom
Why would you thank them? (244...): For giving me life. And luster-full hair! O.O
What do you look Like?:
Height:: 5'3
Weight:: I dunno.
Natural hair color:: Brown.
Hairstyle:: Short, black with purple chunks, some of it across face, rest pulled back in a headband
Hair length:: Uh, I just said SHORT.
Is it dyed now?: yes
What color?: Black with purple chunks
Skin color:: Tan
Any freckles?: Nope
Birthmarks?: Yes
Scars?: Hell, yeah.
What's the story to the answer above?: Cuttin.
Do you have oily, dry, or perfect skin?: Oily
Eye color:: Well, they used to be almost black, but they're getting lighter. O.O
How long are your eyelashes?: Loooooooong
Eyebrow length:: Uh....I dunno
Eyebrow thickness:: Pretty thick
Eyebrow color:: black
Do wear glasses?: Yup.
What color are the frames?: Black
The brand:: *takes them of and studies 'em* Uh.....
The brand of the lenses:: What the f-- How am I supposed to know? *gets angry at survey-maker*
Where did you get them at?: The place I got them at. : |
Do you wear contacts?: No.
What color do they make your eyes?: I told you, I don't wear them.
What brand are they?: N/A
Where did you get them?: N/A
How long is your nose?: Wtf? I dunno.
Width:: You're weird.
What kind is it?: A nose.
Shape of lips:: Uh....
Full or thin?: Full
Smile lines?: None
Frown lines?: None
What kind of chin do you have?: What kinds are there?
Length of arms:: I dunno. Want me to measure?
Width of wrists:: They're pretty small. I have small wrists.
Length of fingers:: I dunno
Width of fingers:: I dunno
Do you have big hands?: Nope
Length of nails:: Long enough
Flat stomach?: Dude, are you trying to date me?
Length of legs:: Pretty long. They're hot. *imitates sizzle sound* Haha! jk.
Cup/condom size? Or is that too personal? (289...I have a long way to go.): O.O Yes!
Defining your Personality...: Sarcastic/witty/outgoing
I'm adamant about...: I forgot what adamant means. It's 7:49 in the frikkin' morning.
I'm beautiful in the sense that...: Uh, I don't know. i don't like complimenting myself.
I cherish...: I'll get back to you on that.
I'm determined to...: Get a full ride (full scholarship) to Harvard.
I enjoy...: Going on the 'net.
I'll fight for...: Anything I belive in/love
I'd give my life...: for what I love
My heart is...: taken.
I'm intelligent in the area of...: Scholar-ly things. (no, it's not a word. I know.)
One thing I try not to joke about is...: Gay/lesbian/bi That's just not cool. I'm bi m'self.
I'd kill for...: A brownie
I believe love...: Is amazing
I can be mean when I...: want to be
I can be nice when I...: again, want to be
I'll be okay as long as...: I have someone/thing to love
Sometimes I pretend to be...: Ok, when I'm not
I'm quizzical about...: God
I revere...: Paul Revere. A little humor for you, there.
I seek...: Happiness
I try to be...: Nice
I understand that...: People are stupid, and it's not their fault
I vie for...: You mispelled it. It's "vye". *smirks*
I wish...: This thing would end!!
My Xanadu looks...: Wtf is a Xanadu?
If all the world could hear me, I'd yell...: Fuck you , Bush!!
Religious zeal is...: Idiotic. I'm sick of weird Christian zealots trying to get me to be religious again.
How attractive do you think you are? (Scale: 1-5):
Intelligent?: 5
Empathetic?: 3
Polite?: 4
Respectful?: 4
Comical?: 5
Mature?: 10
Unique?: 4 (if you're emo, you can't be THAT unique. *grins*)
Talkative?: 5
Depressed?: 2
Friendly?:3
Outgoing?: 4
Selfish?: 5
Arrogant?: 4
Prudent?: 3
Self-conscious?: 3
How attractive are you thought to be by others?: 4, I guess.  
Intelligent?: 5 (people call me a "fucking genius")
Empathetic?: ?
Polite?: 5
Respectful?: 4
Comical?: 5
Mature?: 5
Unique?: 4
Talkative?: 5
Depressed?: 2
Friendly?: 4
Outgoing?: 5 
Selfish?: 3
Arrogant?: 2
Prudent?: 2
Self-conscious?: 4
Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?: Yup-yuppers
How about your reputation?: Yeah
Do you care if they think of you as something you're not?: Depends
Do you care if they consider your personality annoying?: yes
Do you care about what they think of your beliefs?: No
What does hatred mean to you?: That's kinda a weighty question there, my friend
Do you respect yourself?: yes
Would you ever ignore someone who has been emotionally hurt?: I have
Physically?: I'd try not to
Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone?: I already have!!
Intentionally and emotionally?: YES!
Would you ever hurt someone just for fun?: Yes. I'm a cold, cruel, heartless bitch.
Do the means ever justify the ends? (361!): Yes.
.Favorites.:
Color:: Blue
Number:: 5632194575185515821412
Store:: Hot Topic
Book:: The DaVinci Code
Story:: Dunno
Magazine:: Hmm....
Television program?: Mind Of Mencia
Movie:: Billy Madison
Series:: .......
Poem:: Don't have one.
Onomatopoeia:: You DO know what onomatopeia is? You can't have a favorite one. Verb:: Run
Paradox:: .....you can't have a favorite one of those, either.
Idiom:: "In a pickle"
Noun:: Blood
Adjective:: Violent red.
Adverb:: Happily
Work of fantasy:: Anything Jules Verne
Classic work:: Anything Bach
Contemporary work:: Hmm. Anything Andy Warhol, I guess. Is that even contemporary?
Writer:: R.L. Stine
Children's book:: The Giving Tree
Fairy tale:: Beauty And The Beast
Children's story:: I dunno
Dictionary brand:: Webster's
Summer scene:: Ice cream dripping down someone's arm.
Winter scene:: Curling up by the fire with your beloved
Spring scene:: Walking to school with your friends, stepping in time with each other, and laughing all the way.
Fall scene:: Walking to school with your friends, and having to put your hood up so leaves don't get stuck in your hair, and talking about the school year to come
Season:: Fall
Planet:: Neptune
Space feature:: Comets
Thing about summer:: ice Cream
Thing about winter:: Snow
Thing about spring:: Rain
Thing about fall:: Rain
Mammal:: Cows
Insect:: Praying mantis
Arachnid:: Crabs
Fish:: Salmon
Reptile:: King Cobra
Amphibian:: Froggys
Science:: My favorite science?
Thing to do during summer:: Swim
Type of weather:: Stormy
Bird:: Cockatiel
Thing to do during winter:: Walk outside while the snow falls.
Thing to do during spring:: Walk outside in the rain.
Thing to do during fall:: Walk outside in the rain. *grins*
Nature sound:: Owls hooting
Country:: USA
Real location:: Hmm. Here, I guess. No! I know. Wait, never mind.
City:: Chicago!! "Fall Out Boy is for lovers. Chicago soft-core!"
Culture:: None.
State:: Illinois, fo' sho.
Province:: Puerto Rico, I guess. I dunno.
Island:: Hawaii
Unreal (unreal in society's eyes) location:: FOBland, created by Rachel
Landscape:: Oh, geez, this is getting annoying
Place to go in your neighborhood:: My house.
Italian food:: Lasagna
Mexican:: Uh......
Indian:: None
Chinese:: That chicken on the stick stuff
American:: Apple pah
French:: French silk pah
Snack:: Potater chips
Pasta:: Good ol' spaghetti. Or maybah rotini.
Desert:: Baked elasca!
Ice cream flavor:: Chocolate. Or Moose Tracks.
Soup:: Ramen Noodle.
Salad:: Cesear with Ranch Dressing
Pancake:: Buttermilk
Restaurant:: Don't gotses one.
Fruit:: Limes.
Vegetable:: Potatoes
Dinner:: .......
Lunch:: ...........
Breakfast:: McDonalds Breakfast. I know, weird.
Cereal::
Pop tart::
Candy::
Artificial flavor::
Cookie::
Yogurt::
Clothing store::
Outfit::
Shoe::
Shirt design::
Brand name::
Top::
Pants::
Skirt::
Pair of socks::
Color [of clothing]::
Subject in school::
Boy's name::
Girl's name::
Unisex name::
Music::
Tree::
Flower::
Pet's name::
Quote::
Scent::
Adage::
Television channel::
Day of the week::
Perfume::
Radio station::
Cologne::
Sound::
Feeling::
Emotion::
Emotion [to feel]::
Song::
Music artist::
Month::
Religious holiday::
Fun holiday::
Obscure holiday::
Videogame::
Computer game::
Sport::
Athlete::
Instrument::
Composer::
Singer::
CD::
Website::
Word::
Famous quote::
Famous adage::
Slogan::
Commercial::
Shampoo::
Conditioner::
Body wash::
Soap::
(25.1% done.) Lotion::
x__Odd Questions__x:
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:
Your foot?:
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:
Do you chew on your homework?:
Pencils?:
Do you read the dictionary?:
Encyclopedia?:
Atlas?:
Road map?:
Do you memorize random facts?:
Do you stalk anyone?:
Does anyone stalk you?:
Do you collect dust?:
Lint?:
Baby teeth?:
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:
Do you use lotion on your feet?:
Do you have problems with Canadians?:
Mexicans?:
Americans?:
The French?:
The English?:
Have you ever played a kazoo?:
Have you ever shot someone?:
Something?:
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:
Jeans?:
What ring size are you?:
Belt size?:
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:
Do you eat a lot?:
Do you get excited over cameras?:
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:
Poison?:
Knives?:
Cheese?:
Penguins?:
Bald people?:
Scrawny African children?:
Midgets?:
Pirates?:
Corny jokes?:
Are you a virgin?:
Are you a hermaphrodite?:
Have you ever tied your tooth to a door to lose it?:
Do you bite yourself?:
Cut yourself?:
Do you get cold sores often?:
Do you have a cold right now?:
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:
Do you have a twitching problem?:
Are you homicidal?:
What do you do on the computer?:
Anything your parents should know about?:
Are you happy with your life?:
Is everybody else happy with your life?:
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:
How big is the universe?:
What's the logic behind your answer?:
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:
What do you dream about?:
Anything your parents should know about?:
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:
Do you have ..
MSN?:
YIM?:
A Neopets account?:
A Vampirefreaks account?:
A Quizilla account?:
A Bzoink account?:
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:
Doesn't breathe?:
Are you scared of anything at all?:
What?:
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:
Do you have a life?:
Then why are you taking this?:
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:
A webcam?:
A scanner?:
A printer?:
A cordless mouse?:
Does your mouse light up?:
What kind of computer do you have?:
Were you ever physically abused?:
Verbally?:
Sexually?:
Do you wish you were a fish?:
A cat?:
A dog?:
Do you have a cell phone?:
What kind is it?:
Do you weasel out of things?:
Do your teachers like you?:
Do your parents like you?:
Do your siblings like you?:
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:
Did you have a tail when you were born?:
Do you enjoy school?:
Are you a packrat?:
Do you know HTML or CSS?:
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:
Do you shy away from social situations?:
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:
Are you at least attracted to them?:
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:
Do you label other people?:
Are you proud of doing so? (Question ..620.):
So. How bad can I make you look?:
Do you wash your hands frequently?:
Do you wet the bed?:
What age did you stop?:
Do you lie a lot?:
Have you lied at all in this survey?:
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:
Do you brush your hair?:
Do you use antismelly?:
Do you masturbate?:
How frequently?:
Are you an alcoholic?:
A druggie?:
Do you drink illegally?:
Do you wear underwear?:
Do you change it frequently?:
Are you a coward?:
A loser?:
An idiot?:
Do you text talk?:
Are you a bad friend?:
Are you untrustworthy?:
Unreliable?:
Do you pick your nose?:
Are you imperfect?:
Ugly?:
Do you have bad hair?:
A big nose?:
Are you shallow?:
Greedy?:
Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?:
Do you have any /important/ talents?:
Are you impolite?:
Disrespectful?:
Sadistic?:
Are you a pansy?:
Are you a conformist?:
A fan of George W. Bush?:
Do you have buck teeth?:
Acne?:
Mentall illnesses?:
Are you fake?:
Does your breath smell?:
Do you have a strong body odor?:
Do you have bad teeth?:
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:
Are you overweight?:
Anorexic?:
Bulimic?:
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:
A tattoo?:
Are you a wannabe?:
Do you get bad grades?:
What's your IQ level?:
Are you a bad guesser?:
Are you slow?:
Are you bad at reading people?:
Are you too nice for your own good?:
Do you have a lot of friends?:
Do you give in easily?:
Are you stubborn?:
Are you annoying?:
Are you a necrophilliac?:
Are you incestuous?:
Is your room messy?:
Do you make fun of other people?:
Do you respect your body?:
Are you arrogant?:
Do you have low self-esteem?:
Are you unique?:
Are your hands clammy?:
Are you short?:
Are you freakishly tall?:
Do you like Simple Plan?:
=>Beliefs<=:
Do you believe in the Christian God?:
Do you believe in magic?:
True love?:
Heaven?:
Hell?:
Satan?:
The Lord and Lady?:
The Goddess?:
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:
Are you an atheist?:
Agnostic?:
Do you believe in fairies?:
Dragons?:
Unicorns?:
Gollums?:
Santa?:
The Easter Bunny?:
The Tooth Fairy?:
Pixies?:
Phoenixes?:
Elves?:
Dwarves?:
Mermaids?:
Karma?:
Immortality?:
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:
Mayan Gods?:
Incan Gods?:
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:
Do you believe in life on other planets?:
Do you believe in the Xqoaest?:
Do you believe in parallel universes?:
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:
Do you believe in Eternity?:
Do you believe in evolution?:
Do you believe in life after death?:
What happens to us after we die?:
Do you believe in superheroes?:
Super villains?:
Do you believe in Fate?:
That everything has a purpose?:
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:
Sex?:
Love?:
Success?:
Making yourself happy?:
Making others happy?:
Religion?:
Politics?:
Do you believe in miracles?:
Angels?:
Demons?:
Ghosts?:
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:
Do you believe that anything can happen?:
...All right, SO. Let's get to the Basics.:
Name::
Age::
Gender::
Nicknames::
Aliases::
What made you choose them?:
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:
What heritage does your first name imply?:
What heritage does your middle name imply?:
What heritage does your last name imply?:
Place of birth::
Date of birth::
Nationality::
Were you named after anyone?:
Who?:
What side of the family does your name come from?:
Did your parents immigrate?:
How about your grandparents?:
Your great grandparents?:
Further back into your family?:
Where did they emmigrate from?:
Where did they immigrate to?:
How old are your parents?:
What's your father's name?:
Your mother's?:
Do you have any siblings?:
How old are they?:
What are their names?:
Do you get along with your family?:
Do you wish they were different?:
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:
If so, why?:
Who do you get along with most? (792!):
...The Ideal Mate:
Hair color::
Hair length::
Hairstyle::
Eye color::
Skin color::
Any makeup?::
Clothing style::
Shy or outgoing?::
Happy or depressed?::
Funny or serious?::
Abusive or kind?::
Respectful or perverted?::
Completely describe their personality::
This is another space if you need it::
Ideal height::
Ideal weight::
Body type::
Completely describe their appearance::
This is another space if you need it::
Cup size or condom size::
Masochistic or sadistic?::
Conformist or nonconformist?::
Artistic or athletic?:
Intellectual or unintelligent?:
Complex or simple?:
What would their hobbies be?:
Interests?:
Obsessions:
Would they hug you often?:
Kiss you often?:
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:
Have you already found your ideal mate?:
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:
Are you in love?:
What will you do together?:
Your ideal date::
Your ideal wedding::
How many kids?:
What will their names be?:
What do you think they would look like?:
Will you even have kids?:
If not, why?:
Will you even get married?:
If not, why?:
Are you taken or single?:
.:Dislikes:.:
Least favorite color::
Animal::
Number::
President::
Actor::
Actress::
Director::
Celebrity::
Artist::
Illustrator::
Poet::
Writer::
Band::
Musician::
Singer::
Food::
Fruit::
Vegetable::
Candy::
Drupe::
Candy bar::
Brand of chocolate::
Skittles flavor::
Month::
Year::
Decade::
Decade::
Millenium::
Era::
Time period::
Battle of the Civil War::
War::
Battle of WWII::
Battle of American Revolution::
Genius::
Genus of plant::
Flower::
Tree::
Hair color::
Eye color::
Fairy tale::
Disney princess::
Disney villain::
Disney prince::
Movie character::
Play character::
Book character::
Musical character::
Play::
Musical::
Person::
Brand of cereal::
Brand of battery::
Mental illness::
Medication::
Serial killer::
Poison::
Type of sword::
Type of gun::
Toothpaste brand::
Scent::
Type of knife::
Taste::
Sound::
Sexual position::
Article of clothing::
What do you think of...:
Ugly people?:
Pretty people?:
Bald people?:
Scrawny African children?:
Religion?:
Politics?:
Abortion?:
Church?:
Separation of church and state?:
Blondes?:
Brunettes?:
Redheads?:
Mainstream rock?:
Abercrombie?:
Pop music?:
Classic rock?:
Roleplaying?:
Emo music?:
The emo trend?:
Ignorance?:
Stupidity?:
Mental retardation?:
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:
Friends?:
Disrespect?:
Immaturity?:
Republicans?:
Democrats?:
George W. Bush?:
Your mom? (OH, BURN. xD):
My mom?:
Me?:
This survey?:
Dry walls?:
Painted walls?:
Drugs?:
Alcohol?:
Prostitution?:
Premarital sex?:
Teenage sex?:
People?:
Homosexuality?:
Bisexuality?:
Heterosexuality?:
Your classmates?:
Your co-workers?:
Your job?:
Your abilities?:
Yourself?:
Your school?:
Your family?:
My family?:
Your mental health?:
My mental health?:
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:
Your life?:
My life? (What life?):
The color green?:
Pickles?:
Food?:
Electricity?:
Niagra falls?:
Cataracts?:
Bridges?:
Braces?:
Dictionaries?:
Television?:
Fairy tales?:
Hollywood?:
MTV?:
.x.Currently.x.:
What are you feeling?:
Smelling?:
Seeing?:
Hearing?:
Doing?:
Who are you talking to online?:
On the phone?:
What room of the house are you in?:
Are you cold?:
Bored?:
Warm?:
Hot?:
Do you look nice?:
What are you wearing?:
Are you eating anything?:
Drinking anything?:
What's your heart rate?:
BMI?:
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:
What are you wishing for?:
What are you worried about?:
Sad about?:
Happy about?:
Angry about?:
Serious about?:
Laughing about?:
Talking about?:
Typing about?:
Are you IMing anyone?:
.o.Friends.o.:
Who are your friends?:
Your best friends?:
Who do you hang out with most?:
Who do you treat the best?:
Who treats you the best?:
Do you even have friends?:
If so, why are you taking this survey?:
Who's the funny one?:
The smart one?:
The depressed one?:
The punk?:
The goth?:
The prep?:
The jock?:
The outcast?:
The stupid one?:
The one who you think will kill someone one day?:
The annoying one?:
The hyper one?:
The oblivious one?:
The romantic?:
The content one?:
The pervert?:
The liar?:
The cheapskate?:
The ominous one?:
The disrespectful one?:
The abusive one?:
The hot one?:
The ugly one?:
The one that hates you?:
The one you hate but hang out with anyway?:
The back-up one?:
The fighter?:
The lover?:
The hippie?:
The druggie?:
The alcoholic?:
The one that's recovering?:
The one that's in jail?:
The one that is most likely to be in jail?:
The one that's going to be executed?:
The most likely to be murdered?:
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:
The most likely to stay there forever?:
The normal one?:
The conformist?:
The nonconformist?:
The masochistic one?:
The sadistic one?:
The weird one?:
The musical one?:
The artistic one?:
The perfect one?:
The literary genius?:
The fugitive?:
The juvenille delinquint?:
The Jewish one?:
The Christian one?:
The Buddhist one?:
The Muslim one?:
The Hindu one?:
The Catholic one?:
The Wiccan one?:
The atheist?:
The agnostic?:
The cutter?:
The anorexic one?:
The bulimic one?:
The skinny one?:
The thin one?:
The fat one?:
The obese one?:
The Satanic one?:
Have you Ever...:
Gone on a cruise?:
Beaten someone up?:
Been beaten up?:
Bullied someone?:
Been bullied?:
Attempted suicide?:
Attempted murder?:
Nearly died?:
Broken the law?:
Stolen something?:
Had an abortion?:
Known the president?:
Had an affair with the president?:
Met a famous person?:
Masturbated?:
Gotten drunk?:
Gotten high?:
Had sado-masochistic sex?:
Had an affair?:
Been out of the country?:
Out of state?:
Out of your town?:
Written a poem?:
A story?:
A novel?:
A song?:
Gotten published?:
Written a love poem?:
Novel?:
Song?:
Said that you hated the world?:
Finished school?:
Flunked a grade?:
Flunked a grade?:
Flunked a subject?:
Read a book for enjoyment?:
Bungee jumped?:
Skydived?:
Danced?:
Been to a dance?:
Scuba dived?:
Broken a bone?:
Gotten a nose bleed?:
Had an orgasm?:
Suffered from psychosis?:
Wished you could get away with something?:
Thought of killing someone?:
Thought of killing yourself?:
Saved someone's life?:
Saved your own?:
Gone to the beach?:
Gone fishing?:
Gone to an island?:
Died in a dream?:
Had a dream that came true?:
Kissed someone in the rain?:
Gotten pregnant?:
Eaten calamari?:
Lobster?:
Helped anybody during the holidays?:
Helped a stranger?:
Kissed a stranger?:
Hugged a stranger?:
Had sex with a stranger?:
Can You...:
Kiss your elbow?:
Touch your nose with your tongue?:
Stick your fist in your mouth?:
Touch your toes?:
Give away money?::
Marry a family member?:
Hire an assassin?:
Get ahold of drugs?:
Alcohol?:
Stay up all night?:
Stay up for /ten/ nights?:
Finish this survey?:
Swim?:
Draw well?:
Sing well?:
Write well?:
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:
Without milk?:
Predict the future?:
Would you Ever...:
Sacrifice everything for a friend?:
A lover?:
Give your life for a friend?:
A lover?:
Give your life to save a stranger's?:
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:
Sell yourself?:
Have cyber sex?:
Real sex?:
With who?:
Here's an extra space if you need one::
Lie to a friend?:
Lie to your parents?:
Lie to a lover?:
Steal from your parents?:
Hug them in public?:
Blow up your house?:
Abuse someone?:
Use someone?:
Recommend this survey to a friend?:
Would you ever Be...:
A fireman?:
Policeman?:
Serial killer?:
Doctor?:
Surgeon?:
Prostitute?:
Playboy model?:
Writer?:
Artist?:
Musician?:
Assassin?:
Ninja?:
Soldier?:
President?:
Darth Vader?:
Pilot?:
Mortician?:
Forensic scientist?:
Detective?:
Lawyer?:
Drug-dealer?:
Pirate?:
Box-carrier?:
Store clerk?:
Banker?:
Criminal?:
Target?:
Professional wrestler?:
Tennis player?:
Rapper?:
Country singer?:
Pop star?:
Actor?:
Plastic surgeon?:
Why...:
Is the sky blue?:
Is the world round?:
Is the world unfair?:
Are most people selfish?:
Impolite?:
Disrespectful?:
Conforming?:
Are there religions?:
Theories?:
Opinions?:
Are humans so intelligent?:
Do we need air?:
Do we age?:
Do we die?:
Can't pigs fly?:
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:
Swiss?:
American?:
Are you taking this?:
When was the last time...:
You brushed your teeth?:
Took a shower?:
Ate?:
Drank?:
Drank an alcoholic beverage?:
Took a pill?:
Smoked?:
You got your photograph taken?:
You got caught doing something bad?:
Had sex?:
Dyed your hair?:
Hurt someone physically?:
Hurt someone emotionally?:
Did your homework?:
Hung out with your friends?:
Got drunk?:
Got high?:
Said a good-by to someone?:
Greeted someone?:
Took a survey?:
Won a contest?:
Went out on a date?:
Had a strong sexual drive?:
=>Word Association<=:
Bed.:
Curtains.:
Lights.:
Music.:
Candles.:
Closet.:
Door.:
Window.:
Onomotapoeia.:
Dog.:
Cat.:
Egypt.:
Corey.:
Mirror.:
Case.:
Cage.:
Cave.:
Nutella.:
Bird.:
Bear.:
Death.:
Life.:
White.:
Black.:
Personality.:
Pickle.:
Dilemna.:
Love.:
Liberal.:
Conservative.:
Ball.:
Moderate.:
Inept.:
Even more strange Questions:
If you could create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?:
Do you find yourself frequently sounding like Donald Duck with a migraine?:
Estimating, how many pieces of lined paper have you used this year?:
If you were a pen, what kind of pen would you be? (Be specific.):
If you were a pencil, what kind of pencil would you be?:
What is your favorite thing to highlight?:
What number can you relate to the most?:
What would you do if you were a spider?:
A chicken?:
A goose?:
An anteater?:
Name a movie in which you've seen an anteater before: (No documentaries.):
If you were a pirate, which sea would you sail?:
Would you rather sell your life or gamble it away?:
If you could pay anyone in the world to be your friend, who would it be?:
Do you think that Bigfoot is really fighting with aliens?:
Do you believe tabloids?:
If you were a tabloid, would you believe in yourself?:
Why do you believe tabloids?:
Why do you not believe tabloids?:
Estimating, how many different tabloids are there?:
Who do you think is the best Disney supporting actor?:
Does citrus acid make you happy?:
So, really. What's the deal with those blender characters?:
On the HB scale, what is your favorite lead?:
Do you think PLAGIARISTS should die long and horrible deaths?:
What do you think of LYING, CHEATING, and PLAGIARISM?:
How mean do you think PLAGIARISTS are?:
How angry do PLAGIARISTS make /you/ feel?:
Doesn't PLAGIARISM make life suck?:
If PLAGIARISM was a dollar, how much money would you have?:
If someone PLAGIARIZED you, what would you do?:
What would you include in a nasty Bzoink e-mail intended for them?:
Should PLAGIARISTS be pushed off buildings?:
Should PLAGIARISTS who PLAGIARIZE our survey grovel at our feet?:
And should they delete their survey?:
Do you think PLAGIARISTS who like fashion are dumb?:
Do you think Skittles should be evil?:
Especially when they're feminine?:
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are the new PURPLE?:
Do you think cats should eat PLAGIARISTS for breakfast?:
Dogs?:
Llamas?:
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are desperate?:
Okay. We're done with the PLAGIARISM questions. For now. :]:
Story time!:
When was the baby born?:
Where was the baby born?:
Was the baby a girl or a boy?:
Who was the baby born from?:
How much did the baby weigh?:
Did the baby cry?:
Was the baby switched at birth?:
What was the baby named?:
Did the baby have hair?:
Were there any abnormalities?:
Was the baby healthy?:
Could the baby smile?:
Did the baby see his/her parents right away?:
Did the baby ever see his/her parents?:
When the baby leave the hospital?:
What was the baby's first word?:
When was the baby's first hair cut?:
When did the baby learn how to crawl?:
Walk?:
Go to the restroom?:
When did the baby get his/her nails cut for the first time?:
Toenails?:
When did the baby first get into trouble?:
What was it about?:
Who was the baby's first friend?:
What was the first song the baby listened to?:
What was the baby's first TV show?:
What class was the baby born into?:
When was the baby's first vacation?:
Where was the first park the baby went to?:
What was the baby's first Disney classic?:
First flavor of ice cream::
What was the baby's first toy?:
What did the baby's first pillow look like?:
Who was the baby's first PLAGIARIST?:
Did the baby hate Skittles?:
Did the baby have any talents?:
Did the baby hate PLAGIARISTS?:
What was the name of the toddler's first teacher?:
Was the toddler popular?:
Did the toddler have nice clothes?:
Was the toddler good at writing?:
Could the toddler ask questions without PLAGIARIZING?:
What did the toddler eat for lunch at school?:
What kind of grades did the toddler get?:
Was the toddler overweight?:
Was the toddler cute?:
Did the toddler like to play Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey?:
Did the toddler like to play Duck, Duck, Goose?:
Did the toddler like to play kickball?:
Did the toddler like to draw?:
Did the toddler like to read?:
What did the child get for his/her tenth birthday?:
Who was the child's best friend at this time?:
What was the child's favorite food?:
What were the child's hobbies?:
Was the child intelligent?:
Who PLAGIARIZED the child at this time?:
Was the child nice to other people?:
Did the child PLAGIARIZE other people?:
Was the child good at mathematics?:
Did the child enjoy school?:
Who liked the child?:
What was the child's favorite cartoon?:
What was the child's hair color?:
What color were the child's eyes?:
What length was the child's hair?:
Did the teenager dye his/her hair?:
Did the teenager rebel against his/her parents?:
What subculture did the teenager fit in?:
What kind of clothes did the teenager wear?:
What kind of makeup?:
What kind of music did the teenager listen to?:
What kind of friends did the teenager have?:
Who was the teenager's first relationship with?:
What kind of rumors were spread about the teenager?:
What did the teenager usually do when he/she got home?:
Did the teenager like attention?:
Was the teenager outgoing?:
What kind of emotional problems did the teenager deal with?:
Was the teenager bullied?:
Did the teenager bully others?:
What college did the young adult attend?:
What did he/she major in?:
Who was the young adult's fiancee?:
Did the young adult have a lot of money?:
Was the young adult independent?:
What kind of job did the young adult have?:
What was the yound adult's area of expertise?:
Did the middle-aged person go through a mid-life crisis?:
Did the middle-aged person have any kids?:
What did the middle-aged person do in his/her spare time?:
What were the names of the middle-aged person's children?:
What were their genders?:
Was the senior citizen a grandparent?:
Did the senior citizen have any stories to tell?:
Did the senior citizen have time to tell all of his/her stories?:
How did the senior citizen die?:
How many people came to the funeral?:
What does this mean?:
Three.:
Avid.:
Fervor.:
Nocent.:
Irenic.:
Drupe.:
Beauty.:
Perfection.:
Ignorant.:
Viridian.:
Ironic.:
Noxious.:
Life.:
Happiness.:
Adventure.:
Purity.:
Freedom.:
Individuality.:
Wonderful.:
Profugus luminarium.:
Momento mori.:
Hola, me llama Amour.:
Je t'aime.:
Mohorovicic discontinuity.:
Infamous.:
Congenial.:
Cordial.:
Distribution.:
Contribution.:
Enigmatic.:
Arcane.:
Dasani.:
La lune.:
Insignificant.:
Asylum.:
To-morrow. (Yes, I know I spell it with a hyphon - it's the old way.):
Poetry.:
Music.:
Art.:
Literature.:
Drama.:
Stupidity.:
Death.:
Talent.:
Truth.:
Youth.:
Forever.:
Romantic.:
Hopeless.:
Hopeless romantic. (xD):
PLAGIARISM.:
Mainstream.:
Knowledge.:
Wisdom.:
Endurance.:
What's Better?:
Beauty or love?:
Wisdom or beauty?:
Your friend's safety or being beautiful?:
Being loved unconditionally or being famous?:
Knowledge or wisdom?:
Power or pride?:
Lying or imprisonment?:
Murder or death?:
Revenge or forgiveness?:
Being liked or being respected?:
Heart or brain?:
Which Age is this Appropriate For...:
Radios.:
Sex.:
Gardening.:
Lava lamps.:
Black lights.:
Hovercrafts.:
Cars.:
Spaghetti straps.:
Hopscotch.:
My Little Pony.:
Barbies.:
Tonka trucks.:
Edgar Allan Poe.:
MySpace.:
The Internet in general.:
Neopets.:
Quizilla.:
Vampirefreaks.:
Pornography.:
Disney.:
Lizzie McGuire.:
Beauty and the Beast.:
Hans Christian Anderson.:
Elton John.:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.:
Bauhaus.:
Satanism.:
Biolage.:
Hair curlers.:
Hairspray.:
Nail polish.:
Short skirts.:
Bikinis.:
Tanning.:
Fun.:
Public appearances.:
When to form your own band.:
Playing the piano.:
Driver's licence.:
Staying home alone.:
Drinking.:
Smoking.:
Videogames.:
Violent videogames.:
Mature videogames.:
Dora the Explorer.:
The Little Mermaid.:
Eminem.:
PLAGIARIZING.:
Voting.:
Perfume.:
Makeup.:
Accessorizing.:
Rap.:
The Girl Next Door.:
Finding Nemo.:
Armageddon.:
Pirates of the Caribbean.:
Water beds.:
Masturbation.:
Playboy.:
Becoming famous.:
Swearing.:
Going to war.:
Sports.:
Having a child.:
Getting married.:
Living on your own.:
Teen Spirit.:
Lady Speed Stick.:
Cologne.:
NASA.:
Going on a cruise.:
College.:
Graduating from high school.:
Going to the movies without a parent.:
Santa Claus.:
Easter Bunny.:
Tooth fairy.:
Bird watching.:
Coin collecting.:
Housekeeping.:
Pink Panther.:
Sherlock Holmes.:
Oscar Wilde.:
RL Stine.:
Lemony Snicket.:
JK Rowling.:
Terry Brooks.:
Alvin Schwartz.:
JRR Tolkein.:
Charles Dickens.:
Ernest Hemingway.:
Green Day.:
Ghost stories.:
Law and Order: SVU.:
Campfires.:
Sleepovers.:
Sleepover parties.:
American Idol.:
A figure.:
Modeling.:
Freckles.:
Whitened teeth.:
Plastic surgery.:
Advertising on television.:
Community service.:
Prison.:
The legal adult age.:
What will Happen/How will the world End?:
Giant tornado.:
Nuclear war.:
Giant tsunami.:
A title wave.:
An asteroid.:
Explosion of the sun.:
Giant volcanic erruption.:
Giant freak afternoon tea accident.:
Giant missile crisis.:
Another Great Depression. Only worse.:
Earthquake.:
Penguins will take over the world.:
Parrots become the dominant.:
Someone will put heavy metal on a loud speaker, and it'll kill us all.:
Alien invasion.:
Bigfoot will invite his pals over, Bighead, Bighands, and Bigtummy.:
Lochness monster will have children.:
Everyone will turn cannibalistic.:
Everyone will run out of natural resources.:
Third Ice Age.:
Global warming.:
Precambrian Eon will return.:
Toxic fumes.:
Disappearing water.:
Planet collision.:
Termites.:
George W. Bush will get a third reelection.:
Everyone will commit suicide.:
Intergalactic highway construction.:
Intergalactic spies like Kiri will take over.:
PLAGIARISTS will rule the world.:
Lions will eat us all.:
Cockroaches will rule the world.:
A pandemic.:
The Black Plague will avenge itself.:
Mythical creatures will come back and reclaim their world.:
The Big Bang will reoccur.:
We'll attempt to conquer an alien world; we'll fail and die.:
Pesticide will kill all the insects in the world.:
The Earth will spontaneously combust.:
We'll leave the universe and get absorbed.:
Or we'll be sucked into a black hole.:
We'll all die in our sleep - on the same day.:
The world will collapse.:
We'll get hypnotized and die.:
Genocide.:
All the money will burn.:
Cell phones really did cause brain tumors.:
What if the Hokey Pokey really /was/ what it's all about?:
Karma will kill us.:
All the stars in the universe will explode at once.:
Ghosts will kill us.:
A giant fan will blow us away.:
Pizza Hut will explode.:
Hair curlers will burn us all.:
Everyone will get a perm and die of fright from looking at each other.:
Nobody will use their brain and eventually it'll disappear.:
Grandmas will turn rabid.:
PLAGIARISTS will make Reko and Kiri angry.:
The Mohorovicic Discontinuity will disappear.:
Daddy Long Legs will get a larger mouth.:
People get so lazy that their lawn will grow too high to allow sunlight in.:
Butterflies will steal our organs because they don't have any.:
Twinkle will succeed as a dictator.:
Star will become president.:
Biotech disaster.:
People will not actually save money switching to Geico.:
Cingular and Verizon will never join.:
Pollution.:
Giant feet. o.o:
Vampires really do exist. (I know I'm switching tenses.):
Everyone will become a movie copycat.:
Pandemonium at football games will get a little too extreme.:
Someone will say that they're the son of Satan.:
Born-agains will really shove their religion down everyone's throats.:
Are these Cliched and Overrated? Or just fine?:
Striving to be unique.:
Mall goth.:
Punk.:
Emo.:
Love.:
Anti-love.:
Pro-war.:
Pro-peace.:
George W. Bush jokes.:
Smoking.:
Drinking.:
Television.:
MTV.:
Reformers.:
Showering.:
Partying.:
Drinking water.:
Physical fitness.:
Eating.:
The Internet.:
Sex.:
Walking.:
Pretending to cut.:
Having a dog.:
Sleeping on a bed. (Go S/X/Zarys!):
Green Day.:
Fall Out Boy.:
My Chemical Romance.:
Cheerleading.:
Popularity.:
Pretending to be depressed.:
Celebrities.:
Celebrity wannabes.:
Communication.:
Cell phones.:
Liking thunderstorms.:
Drama.:
High school.:
Makeup.:
Accessories.:
Clothes. (xD):
Desert.:
The rain.:
Skipping class.:
Anime/manga.:
Rebels.:
Movies.:
What Would you like to do/Try?:
Escargot?:
Lobster?:
Creme brule?:
Skydiving?:
Hang gliding?:
Surfing?:
Snowboarding?:
Go into space?:
Go on a cruise?:
Fall in love?:
Go to Disney World?:
Go to Paris?:
New York City?:
Cairo?:
Tokyo?:
Dance with a star?:
Marry a star?:
Write a novel?:
Meet a celebrity?:
Do any of These scare You?:
Spiders.:
Goblins.:
Rodents.:
Creatures.:
Bees.:
Fire.:
Death.:
Old age.:
Lizards.:
Crowds.:
People.:
Butterflies.:
Blood and gore.:
Ants.:
The unknown.:
Ghosts.:
Aliens.:
Medication.:
Doctors.:
Hospitals.:
Satanism.:
Nazis.:
Serial killers.:
Psychopaths.:
The mentally ill.:
Sadists.:
Dinosaurs.:
Tornadoes.:
Thunderstorms.:
Volcanoes.:
The ocean.:
Deep water.:
Redheads. (My sister's scared of them, so. Yeah.):
Clowns.:
Dolls.:
Mirrors.:
The dark.:
Bloody Mary.:
Windows.:
Sharks.:
Insects.:
Eggs. (Kiri insisted on this. x___x):
People with deformities.:
Strange people.:
Strangers.:
Failure.:
Being alone.:
The Apocalypse.:
Pandemics.:
Being forgotten.:
Do You Like...:
Pink?:
Bald people?:
Period-style clothing?:
Superman?:
Bugs?:
Mud?:
Dirt?:
Spiderman?:
Wonderwoman?:
Money?:
Food?:
Beautiful people?:
Kids?:
Adults?:
Teenagers?:
Fruit?:
Blue?:
Vegetables?:
Meat?:
MySpace?:
VF?:
Neopets?:
Quizilla?:
Bzoink?:
MSN?:
..
YIM?:
Microsoft Word?:
Girls?:
Boys?:
Religion?:
The radio?:
Dreaming?:
Writing?:
Drawing?:
Roleplaying?:
Art?:
Literature?:
Music?:
Drama?:
Comedy?:
Tragedy?:
Romance?:
Horror?:
Fantasy?:
Science fiction?:
Action?:
Anime/manga?:
Green Day?:
Fall Out Boy?:
The emo trend?:
Mall goths?:
Punk?:
Closets?:
Disney?:
Beds?:
How many People would it Take To...:
Screw in a lightbulb?:
Build a 5,000 foot monument?:
Milk a cow?:
Make a movie?:
Get a PLAGIARIST off the Internet?:
Find a cure for cancer?:
Make a house?:
Feed a horse?:
Restrain someone who's out of control?:
Change a baby's diaper?:
Create a character?:
Create a /good/ character?:
Find the meaning of life?:
Make dinner?:
Run a cruise ship?:
Run a pirate ship?:
Pillage and plunder?:
And rifle and loot?:
And drink up, me hearties, yo ho?:
Keep Jack Sparrow on that island? Er...Captain. /Captain./ My apologies.:
Plan a perfect murder?:
Cause the Apocalypse?:
Impeach the president?:
Vote Bush out of office?:
Stop PLAGIARISM?:
PLAGIARIZE?:
Write a song?:
Form a band?:
Dye hair?:
Create a salon?:
Make the perfect family?:
Change the world?:
Make things better?:
Help someone in need?:
Cheer up a baby?:
Chear up a 500 year-old baby?:
Form a crew?:
Man a ship?:
Create a website?:
Make a radio station?:
Destroy the world?:
Isn't This Messed Up?:
Airline food.:
Decay.:
The world.:
George W. Bush.:
The color orange.:
People pretending to be goths.:
PLAGIARISM.:
People pretending to be good at making surveys.:
People pretending to be punks.:
People pretending to be depressed.:
People pretending to be mentally ill.:
People pretending to be something they're not.:
People.:
Test rates.:
Taxes.:
The government.:
Celebrities.:
Obsessive fans of celebrities.:
PLAGIARISTS.:
Green Day.:
The emo trend.:
Brainwashing.:
War.:
Cloning.:
Conformists.:
Money.:
Entertainment.:
Food.:
Basic things for survival.:
Television.:
The way history played out.:
The future.:
The present.:
We always want we can't have.:
Once we have it, we don't care.:
Aging.:
Lying.:
Lying about your age.:
Sexual humor.:
Sick humor.:
Comedy.:
Bathroom humor.:
Anti-bacterial soap.:
Elementary school teachers.:
Principals.:
The fact we all have different opinions and no one follows ours.:
PLAGIARIZING.:
Imply. The word.:
Copying other peoples' surveys.:
Diets.:
Having to exercise to stay thin.:
Having to do work to survive.:
Having to do work. Period.:
Notebooks going as high as only five subjects.:
Notebooks that only have 70 pages.:
Wide-ruled paper.:
Elementary school.:
Circles.:
Slightly oblate spheroids.:
Slightly eccentric elipses.:
P and S waves.:
Oxygen.:
Co2.:
H2o.:
Life.:
Aliens.:
Childhood.:
Adolescence.:
Adulthood.:
Meanings.:
The fact that no one looks in the dictionary anymore to define something.:
Disney nowadays.:
Kagome.:
Pickles.:
Feet.:
Noses.:
Cell membranes.:
Atoms.:
Andrew Johnson.:
Andrew Jackson.:
The fact that Reko and Kiri aren't perfect...but they're pretty close.:
How...:
Are you?:
Are you doing?:
Have you been?:
Do you wish you were?:
Do you want to die?:
Many years can a mountain exist?:
Many planets are there?:
Many numbers are there?:
Small can things get?:
Big can things get?:
Will the future turn out for you? Do you have an idea?:
How will the future turn out for me?:
How 'bout for Kiri?:
Many ways can the world end?:
Many sports are there?:
Many colors are in the rainbow?:
Do you do?:
What do you think is evil?:
Shampoo.:
Conditioner.:
Anime.:
Walls.:
Ceilings.:
Fans.:
Ceiling fans.:
Donald Duck.:
Lie detectors.:
Smoke detectors.:
Pedometers.:
Death.:
The Grim Reaper.:
Christmas.:
God.:
Satan.:
Jesus.:
Satin.:
Pepsi.:
Electricity.:
The Internet.:
Mashed potatoes.:
Orange juice.:
My computer.:
Reko's grahnddmah.:
Haappii Bouanmey:
Veeahhckomee:
Gaston.:
The world.:
The universe.:
Spinach.:
Celery.:
Escargot.:
Pizza Hut.:
McDonald's.:
Disney nowadays.:
Denny's.:
Top's.:
Wal-Mart.:
Wagman's.:
Stores in general.:
Fish.:
Birds.:
Anteaters.:
Whole milk.:
Skittles.:
PLAGIARISTS.:
Cupcakes.:
MTV.:
Television.:
VH1.:
Comedy Central.:
MAD TV.:
Comedy in general.:
Jessica Simpson.:
Laughter.:
Infections.:
Viruses.:
Doors.:
Windows.:
Mirrors.:
Landmarks.:
Santa Claus.:
The Easter Bunny.:
Tooth fairy.:
Goths.:
The Black Plague.:
Witches.:
Wiccans.:
Black cats.:
Ladders.:
Vampires.:
Werewolves.:
Gremlins.:
Leprechauns.:
Goblins.:
Gollums.:
Orcs.:
Mr. Skinnyhands.:
Mortimer Mouse.:
Fruitsbasket.:
Naraku.:
Herbal Essences.:
Head and Shoulders.:
Biolage.:
Cheap shampoo.:
Cheap cologne.:
Boxed hair dye.:
The number 16.:
The number 7.:
The number 16.7 repentant.:
24 + 2/3.5.:
3.141592654.:
Sundays.:
Tuesdays.:
Thursdays.:
Lights.:
The darkness.:
Roxie Hart.:
Shirts with words on them.:
Mean shirts.:
Stupid shirts.:
Bikinis for people who haven't reached puberty.:
Speedos.:
Your House:
How many stories is your house?:
What room are you in?:
How many doors does your house have?:
Windows?:
Mirrors?:
What kind of rug is in your room?:
Your parents' room?:
Sibling's room?:
Bathroom?:
Kitchen?:
Dining room?:
Living room?:
Do you use your basement?:
Your attic?:
What color is your house?:
What color are the walls in your room?:
Your parents' room?:
Sibling's room?:
Bathroom?:
Kitchen?:
Dining room?:
Living room?:
Basement?:
What kind of bed is in your room?:
Your parents' room?:
Sibling's room?:
Bathroom?:
Kitchen?:
Dining room?:
Living room?:
Basement?:
Is your room messy?:
Your parents' room?:
Sibling's room?:
Kitchen?:
Dining room?:
Living room?:
Basement?:
Attic?:
Do you have a porch?:
Do you have a pool?:
A trampoline?:
A playground?:
How many acres do you own?:
Do you live near a forest?:
Do you live in the city?:
In a town?:
How many people your age live in your neighborhood?:
Do you associate with your neighbors?:
Are you at least cordial towards them?:
Do you share a room?:
How many computers do you have?:
How many trash cans?:
Bathrooms?:
Bedrooms?:
Is your kitchen decently sized?:
How many sofas?:
How many televisions?:
Is your room decently sized?:
How many forks are in the silverware drawer?:
Do you own a dreamcatcher?:
Do you have Sharpies nearby?:
How many vacuum cleaners?:
How many pencils do you own?:
How many notebooks do you have near you?:
How many disks?:
How many CD-Roms?:
How many DVDs?:
How many DVDs do you own?:
How big is your musical CD collection?:
Your computer game collection?:
Do you have an iPod?:
How many songs?:
Do you have posters on your walls?:
How many?:
Pictures?:
How many?:
Calendars?:
How many?:
How much jewelry do you own?:
What's your favorite necklace?:
Bracelet?:
Pair of earrings?:
How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
Do you have junk drawers?:
How many?:
How many dressers do you have?:
Do you have a nightstand?:
What's your alarm clock set to?:
How many stuffed animals do you have?:
Do you have a mirror in your room?:
Do you have hairspray?:
A disco ball?:
A lava lamp?:
A globe?:
What kind of sheets do you have?:
Anything printed on them?:
How many tank tops do you own?:
Do you own any Aerosmith CDs?:
Bauhaus?:
Elton John?:
Do you have the Disney collection?:
Do you own the Moulin Rouge soundtrack?:
How many books do you own?:
How many of them have you read?:
Do you have a bookcase in your room?:
What's the theme of your room?:
Do you have stars on your ceiling?:
Do you have a smoke detector in your room?:
Do you own a copy of The Neverending Story?:
The Picture of Dorian Gray?:
The Last Unicorn?:
Magic Kingdom for Sale?:
Anything by Alvin Schwartz?:
RL Stine?:
Almost done.:
What time is it?:

 

 

 

 

I'm finishing it later. Pssssh.

Me (President)

Britt

Rachel

Abi Monster

Gotty

Shauna

Ruby

Melissa

Cassie

 

If I forgot you, please, please, please tell me!

stupid MSN wouldn't let me send it.

This is a song by a band called The City's Finest. You have to check them out sometime, they got a killer sound. Their EP is coming out this summer. They're still very little known.

You can check them out here http://myspace.com/thecitysfinest

Stitch, sew, stitch slave. I will be your early grave.
Lock it up and teach it manners haha thats so ironic
Mix that tonic with ungodly cleanliness.
You can keep a house like nothing else be proud, be proud.

And sing me la la I'm proud I'm proud.
And sing me la la I'm proud I'm proud.

I'm your wings in novacaine. I'm the scent that makes you
Burning up? Had enough?
Enough is enough when I say enough.

Take a picture, Im sure it will last longer than you.
Take your favorite frame, now if we could just combine the two.
Hang it on a well deserved nail in the basement
With the spotless pavement so the company can laugh with me like haha.

*The choir sings*

I'm your wings in novacane. I'm the scent that makes you
Burning up? Had enough?
Enough is enough when I say enough

Woot! I gotses a MySpace! Heehee, if ya want to add me, theres ya go. 

 

 http://myspace.com/xspiffynessx

 

Leave me a message with your name, and Buzzy name! Teehee, see y'all.

You Are My Sunshine...

You Are My Sunshine
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are gray.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away

The other night, dear,
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms.
When I awoke, dear,
I was mistaken
And I hung my head and cried.

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are gray.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away.

I'll always love you
And make you happy
If you will only say the same
But if you leave me
To love another
You'll regret it all some day

.....Erm, those last three lines.....I don't mean them. But they're part of the song, 'kay?

(With special thanks to stumpluver, for making it "checkable")

I have a question, though. What if the sterotype applies...?

[X] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.


[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

[X]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

[X]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[X]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

[ ]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

[ ]I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

[X]I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so i MUST not have morals.

[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[X]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[X]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

[ ]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

[X]I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (*sigh* you have to see them)

[X]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

[X]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[X]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

[ ]I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[X]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

[ ] I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big cock!

[ ]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

[well, I hope so...] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

[X]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

[X] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

[X]I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

[X]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[X]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

[I think this one is more for guys....]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

[ ]I HAVE BiG BOOBS SO I MUST BE A HOE

[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[X]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

[X] I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

[ ]Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

[X]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Hey, video games are fun! I bet I could kick your ass any day.)

[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken.

[X]I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot. (I have seen some pretty un-hot chicks, let me tell you...)

[ ]I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

[X]I'm MEXICAN so I MUST eat beans and tortillas.

[ ]I smoke MARIJUANA, so i MUST be a pothead.

[X] I'm a VIRGIN, so i MUST be an UGLY BITCH. (So now I'm an ugly bitch for having morals? Hmm...)

Gir can't make up his mind(wether he loves Frankie or not, right Shauna?)

Why his piggy? Why not your piggy, huh? HUH?

 It's ok, Gir, don't cry. *holds out cupcake to Gir*

           iGir

 I want a sammich, too!

 I miss it, too....*sniff*

 Gir: "Like mah dancing?"

I have more, but I'm too lazy to post....XD

I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,
Ample parking day or night, people spouting "Howdy, neighbor!".
Goin' on down to South Park, gonna see if I can unwind,
Mmm-mm mmmm-mm mmmm-mmmhmm mmmm.
So won't you come down to South Park and come meet some friends of mine?

 

Theres ya go. Hehe. *chipmunk face*